The Procrastination Paradox: Strategy 2 - "Drown in a Sea of Multitasking"

Step 1: Open 17 tabs on your browser, each one with a different cat video playing.

Step 2: Spend 4 hours scrolling through each tab, making sure you're up to date on every cat's latest antics.

Step 3: Realize that you've spent 4 hours doing nothing, and the cat videos are all on loop.

Step 4: Feel vaguely guilty, but also kinda proud of yourself for "accomplishing" nothing.

Hyperlinks:

• Return to Strategy 1: "Binge on an entire pizza by yourself"
• Proceed to Strategy 3: "Watch 3 seasons of your favorite show without taking a break"